Growl
January 15th, 2009 at 1:01 pm (Uncategorized)
A friend of mine called me last night. VERY late. She’s a bit troubled, and upset, and fucking pissed…and by the end of the convo, so was I.
Girl got done DIRTY, and I place the blame squarely on the shoulders of her ExHusband, which is EXACTLY where it belongs. Take my word for it folks, he is not only the cause, the effect, and the end result, he’s also a Filthy liar and an asshat, and a fucking asshole. So I get to hate him. Completely. Totally. Without reservation. I have pleanty of reason. Just no reservation.
Which leads me to a thought.
Men SUCK. Or maybe it’s just Husbands. Either way, right now, (for at least the next hour or so) you have a penis, don’t come near me. If I didn’t have wonderful examples of what a real man SHOULD be in the form of my Father, and my Prince, my Friends… I would write off the whole lot of you forever.
But then I’d be stuck with women…sighs. Great short term replacement, but…Women are insane. Insane yes, but at least we’re not low down dirty rats.
And I exterminate rats.
Screw me once, shame on you. Screw my BFF, Knife in your testicles.
–The Amazon.
