What the heck is this anyway?

 Well, you opened the box, and like Pandora, you’re stuck with what’s coming out! I’m a bit of an odd duck, but I swim pretty well, so I’m learning to love it.

I abhor labels, but as I can’t personally meet each and every one of you, I’ll toss a few of my favorite ones out. I’ve been called: beautiful, ugly, genius, moron, slut, poet, addict, geek, lover, daughter, friend, wife, ex-wife, patient, doctor, bitch, sister, funny, and insane.  There are a few I’d someday LOVE to see attached to my name such as: Mother, hero, wise, healthy, and complete.

This site was the brainchild of the little people in my head. No, I’m not suffering from any type of multiple personality disorder, nor do I intend to make fun of those that are afflicted. Yet, from time to time, I do get sudden and intensely creative urges to write things down as bluntly and as truthfully as I see them. If that makes someone else laugh as hard as I do, then I have done my job. Feel FREE to tell me what you think. I welcome your input *a la Johnny 5, MORE INPUT* but I won’t post it if it contains vulgarity or personal attacks. Keep it creative, and keep it constructive, even if it’s just to tell me you hate it. Enjoy.