I watched “Wonder Woman”.

It woke up the Amazon. For those ignorant of the tale, a brief synopsys: Wonder Woman is Princess of the Amazons, sent to the world of man after a hundred year exile on a Utopian island to return a downed pilot and stop Ares (the God of war) from doing what gods of war do best. Havoc, Chaos, Death, Distruction…all the biggies. Naturally, she kicks serious Arian ass, and gets the guy. (voiced by Nathan Fillian. And can I just say? YUM!!) So watching this movie, albiet a cartoon, woke up MY inner Amazon. It didn’t help that not a scant ten minutes BEFORE watching said movie, I was talking to my BFF Shannon. Wait, that’s not accurate, Shannon is more than my BFF, she’s my person. If I grew a penis tomorrow, she’d be my wife.

Shannon had to give me a peptalk. I’ve been…rather upset and yet oddly detached from my ‘girl feelings’ as of late, and she had to hit me with a heavy dose of reality. *sighs* Seems I’m not going to get away with the “Gosh no, Everything is just fine” thing with her when she plays the “Best Friend” card. Damn her.

So here I go with the taking her advice thing…*another huge sigh* This means that I have to go make a phone call and talk about my feelings and ask hard questions and shit. Ew. Yet, in the ‘real world’ these things must be done in order to advance the growth of the Carissa.

Carissa the Pepped.